May 14, 2004
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Going to Philly this weekend to eat some Cheesesteaks, will return on Tuesday. As for now, here is some lit-candy for y'all....it was hilarious.
> > Dear Tech Support:
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 . And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
> >
> > What can I do?
> >
> > Desperate
> > ***************************
> > Dear Desperate:
> >
> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
> >
> > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and can not learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
> >
> > Good Luck,
> > Tech Support
> >
> > Joanne W. Chiu
> > Recruiter
> > Bank of America
> > Pacific Southwest Division
> > Orange County Markets
> > 714.792.6989 tel
> > 714.792.6998 fax
Comments (2)
that was so nerdy
why do you get to travel so much?
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